My name is Kyle, and this is my life, day by stressful day. Hope you enjoy stalking it like I did! I am a quick thinking pisces with a caring heart. I am random to put it simply, and I love anything and everything to do with nature. Don't stalk me too much though... With love and regards, -Me

This guy is impersonating me and flirting with my sister’s best friend :000

This guy is impersonating me and flirting with my sister’s best friend :000

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It’s been a while since i’ve been on, and i even lost a follower, so now, to make things more interesting, this is all going to change. Tuesday is the day that i start the psychology experiment i have always wanted to. I will become the stereotypical version of a beautiful person and see how people react. I will lose weight, build muscle, tan, and whighten my teeth and see if there is any social link related to it. Hope it works. Wish me luck!

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Whenever Mother Nature says, “Sloowwwwwwww Dowwwnnnnn.” Say “Fuck you.” And kick her in the face.

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mishasminions:

  • BASICALLY, IT WAS PORN
Source: mishasminions

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No, dont mind me. Im just home alone with enough fried chicken for three people…. three people who never responded or showed up :l

There can never be enough Misha on my dash…just saying…

(via pimpsophierogerswayne87)

Source: misha-collins

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  1. Go die in a hole
  2. Embrace my rainbow!
  3. I am sparkly crayons
  4. ich bin eine Regenbogen
  5. My chest is like Mary Poppins’ purse!!

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Guess who got asked for, by name, to play for the La Habra Children’s Museum? Our Sax Quartet!!!!!!!!

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I’m ruled by luck and illusions, and have no plans on fighting it yet.

  • Bomi: You are my Asian sister
  • Me: Okay :D
  • Bomi: *laughs hysterically*
  • Me: What are you laughing at...?
  • Bomi: I'm laughing at my joke! It was so funny, hold up. *continues laughing*
  • Me: Conceited....
  • Bomi: I'm not conceited, I'm just really funny.